I didn't know this was a crime.

A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger (is cooking dinner for your girlfriend counted as assault too?). An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car (her first mistake). In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face (she should have opened her mouth. there are kids in Africa...). The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face (this wouldn't of happened if she ate the sandwich when it was first pushed in her face like a good girlfriend).

The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday (that's a lot of cheeseburgers).

If he used this cheeseburger she'd be in a coma.