Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Where's my lazer gun?!

It's almost the year 2010. According to the movies I should have the following:

Lazer gun

By now rappers should be tallkin about zappin' caps, not poppin'caps.

Flying car

I'm kind of glad this one isn't a reality yet. Summer Nats would be crap. You would actually be able to breathe the air and you would get a sore neck from looking at the girls who are flashin their tits.

Pluto

... or some other planet. I'm kinda bored of earth, I want a new one.

Lycra space fashion

Will rappers wear baggy lycra?

So, in closing, I'm not happy with the futuristic advancements that have not been delivered. I blame not enough wars. We all no that advancements in technology come from war and advancements in the internet come from the porn industry. The internet seems to be advancing nicely.

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